This site comes with absolutely NO WARRANTY. Everything in it (including this section, the gecko picture, the rogue ants and everything else) should be treated as wrong and misleading, with the sole purpose of feeding you with false information.

The small print:

  1. This site is given here as part of the ever growing uselessness of the world wide web.

  2. This site is under construction.

  3. If you where hurt by this site in any way, it was unintentional (unless you are the bad guy) and I’m sorry (unless you are the bad guy).

  4. If my apology is not enough then please send me an e-mail and I’ll take out the offending material (unless you are the bad guy).

  5. If you are the bad guy, please consider this site offensive and be offended by it.

  6. This site was originally built using apple’s iWeb. But as iWeb outputs poorly designed web pages (code-wise), heavy editing was required.

The fine print:

  1. I, the writer of this site, can’t be found guilty for any damage that was caused, is being caused, or will be caused by this site, its contents, its stylesheet, its javascript, or its nuclear device.

  2. 10 points for whoever finds spelling/grammar mistakes.

  3. Another 10 points for whoever finds the true meaning of the set of even numbers and 89.


  1. 40 points: Amos: build -> built, then -> than, are you -> you are, a -> an